| THOMAS - US Congress on the Net
https://www.congress.gov/search?q=%7B%22source%22%3A%22legislation%22%7D
Index to US congressional legislation, record, and information. |  |
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| Pastor Sheldon Emry (1) |
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| Securities and Exchange Commission (1) |
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| Andrew Foote (1) |
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| National Center for Constitutional Studies (1) |
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| Benjamin Franklin (2) |
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| Mike Geary (1) |
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| Georgetown University Advanced Vehicle Development (1) |
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| Steve Gibson (1) |
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| Bettina Bien Greaves (1) |
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| Viktor S. Grebennikov (1) |
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| Alan Greenspan (2) |
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| G. Edward Griffin (3) |
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| The Aware Group (4) |
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| Alexander Hamilton (1) |
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| Jason Hecker (1) |
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| John Hoefle (1) |
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| L. Ron Hubbard (1) |
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| European Contact Inc. (1) |
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| IRS -Criminal Investigation Division (1) |
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| Sherry Peel Jackson (1) |
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| Fully Informed Jury Association (1) |
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| Karl Marx and Frederick Engels (1) |
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| Kayo (1) |
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| Russ Kick (1) |
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| Byron King (2) |
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| Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. (1) |
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| James Kraft-Lorenz (1) |
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| Daniel J. Lavigne (1) |
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| C. S. Lewis (1) |
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| Ferdinand Lips (1) |
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| MARQUIS Financial Management Systems (1) |
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| Susana Mas (1) |
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| William H. McIlhany (1) |
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| Ryan McMaken (1) |
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| Professor John McMurtry (1) |
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| Dan Meador (1) |
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| Representative Jack Metcalf (1) |
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| Bob Minairk (1) |
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| Stanley K. Monteith, M.D. (1) |
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| Mother Earth News (1) |
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| Bill Murphy (1) |
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| Dr. Joe Sweet, M.Div., D.M.Th. (1) |
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 | Matt Neuman (1) |
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| | The Declaration of Independence for Modern Readers
A Satire
by Matt Neuman (07/04/2000)
Given the recent trend to modernize classic works of literature, it seemed logical to modernize one of the great works of American literature: the Declaration of Independence. Jefferson and Co.'s affirmation of freedom and democracy is a wonderful document, but it simply doesn't speak to the current generation of TV-addicted zombies who wouldn't know a remote power from a remote control. With its archaic language and references to an unfamiliar, non-digital world, the D of I is sorely in need of an update to take it into the 21st Century. Hopefully this new version will be taught in our grade schools and civics classes, and a paper copy of it will replace the aging original now decomposing in the National Archives. | |
| Friedrich Nietzsche (1) |
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